The only reason I dare writing this blog is because I have absolutely no sense of embarrassment. Most people would be horrified at the prospect of proving their ignorance to thousands of readers. My attitude is more along the lines of I have thousands of readers? Cool.
If you notice a grammar, punctuation, or spelling error in my blog, and you absolutely can?t control your urge to tell me, please follow this process:
1. Research the Native American method for sending smoke signals.
2. Set your couch on fire.
3. Stand on the roof and use your ?good shirt? to control the signal as it comes out of the chimney.